Smoke m if you got em
Have you ever noticed that when people smoke while there driving they always seem to have a window open? Even in the coldest weather. What the hell is the point of that? You'd think with the price of cigarettes being about ten bucks a pack they would want to take full advantage of the closed enviornment of the automobile. What an awful waste to let all that good smoke escape out the window. After all if your gonna smoke lets really smoke. It would seem to be obvious that the car is one of the most efficent places to light up. If you kept it closed up really tight you could make one cigarette last for an hour or more. Just keep recirculating all that good smoke. You could hasten the onset of your lung cancer and save even more by dying sooner.
Maybe the auto manufacturers could design and market certain models just for smokers. They could even have a collaboration between the tobacco and the car companys. Perhaps Winston or R.J. Reynolds could help design more efficent cars just for smokers. The cigar companys won't want to be left out either how about an air-tite car with a system to capture and recirculate the smoke. The upholstery and carpeting would be asbestos, of course, lets really make this thing a rolling hazard.
What do you think a racy model called "The Chevy Cheroot" or more of a luxury model "The Pontiac Panatella" or perhaps a compact called " The Buick Blunt".
Maybe they could make these things so that when you expire the car could become your coffin, they could bury you in the thing. Or they could make it entirely out of flammable material, guess the asbestos is out on that model, and you could cremate yourself as you drive. Sort of a rolling human ashtray. kind of gives new meaning to the old phrase getting your ashes hauled.
It just seems to me that were missing a golden opportunity here.
Maybe the auto manufacturers could design and market certain models just for smokers. They could even have a collaboration between the tobacco and the car companys. Perhaps Winston or R.J. Reynolds could help design more efficent cars just for smokers. The cigar companys won't want to be left out either how about an air-tite car with a system to capture and recirculate the smoke. The upholstery and carpeting would be asbestos, of course, lets really make this thing a rolling hazard.
What do you think a racy model called "The Chevy Cheroot" or more of a luxury model "The Pontiac Panatella" or perhaps a compact called " The Buick Blunt".
Maybe they could make these things so that when you expire the car could become your coffin, they could bury you in the thing. Or they could make it entirely out of flammable material, guess the asbestos is out on that model, and you could cremate yourself as you drive. Sort of a rolling human ashtray. kind of gives new meaning to the old phrase getting your ashes hauled.
It just seems to me that were missing a golden opportunity here.